It’s time for a new season of University of Michigan Radiology Fantasy Football.

As always, expectations are high for the Fightin’ Jacthulopes to ride their logic engine autodraft to absolute domination.

Question remain, however, as to which team will be suspended for over-the-line racism, which commissioner will touch someone inappropriately, and how much time we’ll all spend with go-go dancers.

New teams this year – one compromised entirely of soft-spoken Navy S.E.A.L.S. and the other so American that its players only date Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.

None of that matters though. All will be devoured by the Jacthulopes’ tentacles.

The horror. The horror.